Christmas Shoes

The holiday season is now over and yet where I live snow still litters the streets, like paper at Rip Taylor scrapbooking party. At least there's no more Christmas music playing everywhere. Not that I'm not a fan of the holiday, but there is one solitary thing about the holiday that makes me wish I could seal myself away in a Get Smart style cone of silence. It's a song that stings my ears worse than the endless replay of Feliz Navidad (we have other songs people). Oh and don't get me started on the Taco John's rendition. Beyond just the song enter the denizens that flock to the film the song was based on as if it was the meaning of Christmas. To all this I say humbug, and wake the heck up. Until now I thought myself alone in this world with my thoughts on this horrid and depraved song called Christmas Shoes, but thanks to Patton Oswalt I am alone no longer.

Be advised: This video is not for the easily offended, faint of heart, or lovers of that putrid, vile song Christmas Shoes.

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